When I first heard about it I was like "cool concept but not how I like my roguelites, gimme like, a story, or a little guy I can dress up and move around, glad it exists though"

Then I tried the demo when a friend told me it was super cool

I have now played increasingly illegal poker in bed for almost 10 hours straight and I am only pausing to write this review before I try to make something even more illegal. CARD CRIMES GO

When I first heard about it I was like "cool concept but not how I like my roguelites, gimme like, a story, or a little guy I can dress up and move around, glad it exists though" Then I tried the demo when a friend told me it was super cool I have now played increasingly illegal poker in bed for almost 10 hours straight and I am only pausing to write this review before I try to make something even more illegal. CARD CRIMES GO