Jak I just want you to know that you mean a lot to me. Every night I dream about seeing your nude body pressed up against the shower door, soap lathered all around. The shower head spraying hot water and having it run down your body. The steam fogging up the window I look at you through, the sadness when it becomes too foggy to see. But one day you will leave that window open, and it wont fog up. I can finally watch you shower in full glory and on that day I will be happy. The world will see a new man, an improved man, one who isn't afraid to venture forth into the unknown abyss that is courage. I will approach you after that day and beg to you, plead with you, to let me be your eternal servant Fulfilling your every need and desire you will not be disappointed. you are my noble and I am your Samurai. I will fight to the death to defend your very honor. I will die for you, my king. You are my everything.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.' Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. To this day, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because Jak's steam profile gave me cancer anyway.

J oyful
A ffectionate
K ind

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