Recent reviews by Kommissar Fried Chicken

I really want to give this game a thumbs up, but just can't... To start off, this game has been out on steam for over two years and doesn't even have an in-game loadout menu! Want to change gameplay mid-round and go with a sniper to get back at someone who has been spawn killing you from across the map? NOPE! Sorry, you have to play with the gun you chose prior to joining the match. The only way to change weapons is by the main menu before you join a game. Moreover, there are glitches that happen with the UI elements in the game. For example, sometimes the mouse disappears on the map screen, not allowing you to click the spawn button. If this happens, you also can't hit the "space" bar to spawn either, you have to press tab a couple of times until the game refreshes and shows your mouse again. There are also times where you will be typing in the chat, die, and then the chat function becomes completely inaccessible to you for the rest of the game. Serious lack of polish, and judging by the activity posts being made on this game, it doesn't seem like devs really care. These are basic, rudimentary issues that should be being fixed immediately. This is not even accounting for the fact that the last gun took me 55 hours of gameplay (without gamepass) to achieve. So 55 hours to get every single gun that's currently in the game as a f2p individual, and half of the guns are locked behind an infinite "coming soon" preview wall. Just imagine the grind when these finally do arrive, if ever. Leveling past 20 gets very arduous without VIP or game pass, and with the lack of content (only a handful of maps and weapons both), it's very hard to justify even spending a couple of bucks on this game... If you have shown you won't implement basic features the community wants, why do you deserve my money?

I'll continue to play it as a time killer here and there, but the glaring issues that the devs just refuse to work on make me seriously doubtful about the future of this game.

Just amazing, absolutely wonderful!

While I do recommend this game simply for the nostalgia factor, I will not lie that this "remaster" left me a little disappointed. The visuals have been updated to look very clean and there are some extras added into the game (nothing ground-breaking though). What really disappointed me was THQ's failure to fix features such as mismatching subtitled audio, grammar mistakes and other minor issues such as glitches (a popular one I had was getting stuck in objects and continually falling downward as if I was in a forever jump). While the glitches are easily solved by taxi-ing out of the area, I feel like there could have been way more polish put into this project, it just feels very lazed in some portions, and it shows.

Also, the multiplayer, I could never find a multiplayer lobby, so if you want to test those features, you'll need to get some friends together. All-in-all, definitely worth the $10 for the disk version I bought at Walmart. A must-have for Spongebob fans, though if you still have a copy of the original PS2 version, it may be worthwhile to just wait for a sale or until you can find a deal like I did.

Even though this game is very clunky, it still has a certain charm to it I can not explain. Combat is very linear, you can not even break reloading on rifles or block with melee weapons, you pretty much have one option both ways. Very fun to mess around with, attend events on and if you were a fan of NW on Warband or love the historical era, I'd say give it a go. You'll meet some interesting characters with the voice chat option.

I would NOT pay full price for this game, as many others have said, there is a lot copied over from the previous game, Stick of Truth. With that having been said, there is a fair bit of content here and I was able to pick up all the DLCs plus the base game for a measly 9 dollars during the summer sale. At that price, it is well worth the money, you will get tens of hours worth of gameplay, especially if you like to take your time with adventures like I do. Get it on sale if you are a South Park fan and want a very light, casual RPG experience.

EDIT: Just wanted to take note of the fact that you are also forced to use Uplay in order to experience this game. I bought this through steam, I just want to use steam and that alone.

This on it's own is a dumb choice. Buy it with the pack on sale or get the season pass.

I like to think of this game like a very simplified paradox title like EU4. It's more like an advanced risk though. Combat is very simple and if you have the biggest numbers, your most likely going to be the winner. At the same time, small armies can sometimes better larger forces if soldiers manage to break through the frontline, then encountering weak inner defense armies. There are many options for factions and maps, I just wish there was steam workshop access and some mods that expanded upon the combat system because after a while it gets quite repetitive and dull. I bought this on sale for a few dollars and it gave me hours of fun, definitely worth it!

This game is amazing. I have been following development since 2014 and it has come such a long way. If the base game isn't enough for you, mods will surely fill the void. I have a few hundred hours on this game and I still come back to it all the time. Steam workshop is filled to the brim with user-created content.

Although this game does get quite repetitive after a while (combat is repetitive, but there are tons of various weapons to use and three "classes" or warframes to choose from initially, there are more available later on, which offer unique abilities and powers of their own), it is absolutely amazing. You can get all items simply by playing the game, even cosmetics which cost the game's payed currency due to a trade feature that allows you to trade for the premium currency for influence you earn on various worlds. You can also trade items and earn premium coinage. I do have one issue though, If I'm having a rough day and I play this game, I notice I will get motion sick, seriously, I will. This game is insanely mobile with movement, you are a mech ninja, it's awesome. Since it's free, you really can not go wrong with Warframe. There is a lot of grind with this game, however, there is also a lot of different quests and missions and the sheer amount of content is nearly overwhelming.

There is versatility: you can choose to play this game for hours on end, going for hardcore missions, or thirty minute spirts at a time. Missions could take anywhere from 2 minutes to 40 minutes, it depends on your play style, whether you choose to use stealth or not. This is a serious benefit of Warframe, it allows you to take the game at your pace, whatever that may be, and progress in the way you wish.

Warframe is also available across many platforms, not just PC. I highly recommend this game to anyone.

It started out as an interesting follow, but quickly turned into something I am going to avoid for a long time to come. The developer absolutely dumped the game somewhat recently and the gameplay has remained relatively consistent: boring and repetitive. Don't sink time into this game, my thought is it's going to stay ♥♥♥♥ for a while to come with no real expansion.