I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MORTIFIED. My bf and I are the touchy type, and we playfully "finger" each other's ashholes over clothes, secretly in public, as a form of affection. I don't care if you think that's weird, but this is where my practice became the absolute most embarrassing moment of my life.

I was watching the sunset with my mom and she put her arm around my waist. When I reciprocated I instinctively put my finger over her booty and gave it a little tickle, COMPLETELY accidentally. By the time I realized what I had subconsciously done, it was too late. She didn't even react–-probably because my dad does that to her all the time. Now that I think about it, I probably got it from them. But I DID notice, and in a mortified state went, "Did I just touch your ashhole?" and she laughed, and I laughed, my face turning bright red like a tomato. I want to just... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever done and I will never touch my bf's booty the same way again.