Look, I und- I understand what you're saying, but you're not listening to me, this is plywood, uh.. you can't return it after you've cut it, it's policy, everyone agrees, don't they? They say, "sir, it's the best policy", like we've received no complaints actually, about our policies. Absolutely no complaints. People come here, they buy the plywood, they cut it, and they love it. They say, "this is the best plywood we've ever used." It's true, believe me, I've been dealing with plywood my whole life, I know plywood.

Splintered? Impossible. It doesn't splinter, it- you're probably doing something wrong. Me? If it was me it would never splinter, it's never splintered, eh- when I've used it actually. It wouldn't splinter if I wanted it to, and you're trying to tell me it splintered? Like, I've probably cut this same thing a thousand times, and they all come to me, they say, "Donald, how do you cut it so perfectly?"

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Chewtoy Jan 7 @ 3:12p

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

The Chee-tos Mouse is one or my all-time favorite advertising characters. I wanted to share some corrections. The mouse was created in 1967, not 1971. He was designed by artist Paul Coker, Jr. While the original Chee-tos snacks came out in 1948, the baked variety came out in 1968, not 1971. That’s when they started calling the original variety quick-fried. “Quick-fried” was later renamed to “crunchy” and “baked” was renamed to “puffed” and later “puffs”. The mouse was redesigned in 1973 by Bill Peckmann.