Noses in 2022 SMH

Imagine being born with a nose that doesn't nose and you then have to go get it nosed to nose the nose then after the nosing your nose can nose and everything is all good, but they didn't tell you you'd come home and your nose would proceed to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ itself into oblivion while you still can't nose. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noses am I right. Then once your nose had healed and was nosy, it decided to unnose and you had to go get it nosed again but this time your nose was stuffed with so much nose juice that you blasted off into outerspace and never came back. Goodbye my dear nose.

you forgot Acciental Self Amputation

Uh.

i only exist in short bursts

yes i do indeed exist