+rep Nice Player

Wusstest du das man jetzt auch Voice-Mails hinterlassen kann. xDDD

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>couple of days ago
>sitting in my room playing tf2 on my battlestation
>stomach grumbles
>go up the stairs
>only stopped to catch my breath twice
>no more hotpockets left
>go to mom´s room
>tell her we´re out of hotpockets
>"Sven, it´s 1AM and I just went to sleep. I´ll get something in the morning."
>I start to shake her violently
>yell to her that she better go get me some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hotpockets or Iß ll slit my wrists again
>she gets up and goes to the walmart
>gets home

>hands me the box and goes to sleep
>it´s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAM AND CHEESE
>I go to that ♥♥♥♥♥´s room
>throw the box at her
>yell at her that she knows I only like cheesburger hotpockets
>"WHAT THE HELL, SVEN? THIS IS THE LAST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME I´M LETTING YOU HIT ME! I´M CALLING THE CO-"
>puch her in the face before she can finish the sentence
>tell her to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and get me the right hotpockets or I´ll kill her and then myself
>as she´s backing out the driveway, I yell that this is why dad killed himself

>little sister hears me and asks what´s going on
>tell her that mom´s being a bitcha gain
>mom gets home with the right hotpockets this time and stumbles to bed
>as I´m eating my hotpocket and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to MLP ♥♥♥♥, cheese drips on my ♥♥♥♥
>I call my little sister to lick it off
>while´s cheese licking it off, I shove my ♥♥♥♥ down her throut and laugh
>tell her to take off her pants and start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her in her tight ♥♥♥♥♥
>mom come´s in because she hear me moan
>"WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ SVEN! THIS IS WAY TOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUCH! NOW I´M CALLING THE COPS!"
>as she´s walking out, I throw my little sister off my ♥♥♥♥ and tackle my mom
>I´m out of breath but still have the energy to ♥♥♥♥ her
>as this is happening; I made my little sister lick my ♥♥♥ off the ground
>mom´s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sister´s ♥♥♥♥♥ bleeding



That´s teach those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ casual Arma players to mess with me