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Recent reviews by Noobplayz!

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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
117.3 hrs on record (104.8 hrs at review time)
the game is great, it doenst really have bosses in a sense. but the story is amazing in this RPG

you will never be strong enough to take 4+ people. dont bother

there is a mission where you have to be a monk in a monestry, just ruins the entire rest of the game for me. absolutely ridiculous. tried to play a good guy, never stole in henry's life. now i have to kill a guy, but even first have to give up everything i own, so i first have to do tedious tasks to get something to be able to kill the guy, but doing tedious tasks means youre being violent somehow and as such you go to monk jail. or you resist and get kicked out, now you have to lockpick your way in again, which you cant, because you dont have the levels. you can try to steal an existsing key, just to have guards spwan out of your ass (literally) when you step into the monestry. its absolutely ridicukous, this mission has no reason to be in this game and it ruins the entiree rest of the experience of the game.

wish i could ask for my money back but by the time you get here youre in for a couple of hours already so too bad
Posted 21 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
31.4 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
SIGN UP AND FIGHT FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY SOLDIER!
Posted 4 April, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
223.7 hrs on record (61.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
playing a vampire with your friends is nice. still think that a few issues should be addressed. like you cant really take your servants out to raid places ( yes you can send them to an area but you cant take them with you in person)

the lvls of some bosses and their actual difficulty is not correct
Posted 27 June, 2022. Last edited 6 June, 2024.
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148.7 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
playing to see how bad it really is. end up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bricks in bed later
Posted 7 June, 2022.
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82.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
feels like an old style arcade game. except you keeop some progress when you game over
Posted 20 May, 2022.
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887.3 hrs on record (263.2 hrs at review time)
gameplay is good, bug free. hard, but fair experience
Posted 7 April, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
397.0 hrs on record (79.0 hrs at review time)
look, i like the game at the core. but i bought it, and then i am paywalled for about 80 euro to play certain characters. and really? i need to buy the first game in order to get content for the second game? could have pirated this and gotten everything. this company is lucky i like to play multiplayer.
Posted 5 June, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
216.4 hrs on record
so i bought this game when it was in alpha. i recently tried it again realising it finally came out in full release. and i can honestly say: i want my money back. bugs, more bugs, crappy design on building, and just bad design for several things. its unfortunate im no longer capable of getting my money back, but i dont recommend this game to anyone, ever.
Posted 29 February, 2020.
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77.0 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its an alpha. so know what youre buying. other then that, the experience has been mostly bug free for me. it has been very entertaining. i guess its l4d meets last of us, meets fear. matchmaking has not yet been implemented, but so far its been good though the discord app, so i guess that kind of makes up.

obviouslt dont buy anything that is still in development if you dont want major changes that might also have bugs. if you dont mind, definitly buy.
Posted 7 January, 2020.
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108.6 hrs on record (57.7 hrs at review time)
just a fun hack and slash, what more do you want?
Posted 5 January, 2020.
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