Останні рецензії користувача Aka

This game is broken.
I raised the national debt by 20 trillion during a massive global recession in a single term and still got re-elected easily.

I just want the community badge lol

---{ Overall }---
☐ 11 - Top 100 Greatest
☐ 10 - Give Whoever Made This More Of Your Money
☑ 9 - Deserted Island Game
☐ 8 - Play This For Months
☐ 7 - Play This For Days
☐ 6 - Worth A Playthrough
☐ 5 - Just Ok
☐ 4 - Has A Few Problems
☐ 3 - Just Don't Buy Unless Maybe On Sale
☐ 2 - Frustratingly Terrible
☐ 1 - If Its Free Don't Take It
☐ 0 - This Game Needs To Die In A Fire

---{ Expectations }---
☐ Surpassed
☐ Fulfilled
☑ Didn't Have Any
☐ Dissapointing
☐ Devastated

---{ Graphics }---
(2020)
☐ Is This Real Life?
☐ Amazed
☐ Average
☐ Purposely Used Retro Style
☑ Kinda Bad
☐ Painful To Look At

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ NASA Computer
☐ Rich-Boi PC
☐ Modern Gamer PC
☑ School Computer
☐ Potato Battery

---{ Performance & Bugs }---
☐ Nintendo Seal Of Approval
☑ Needs Some Patches
☐ Inconvenient Mess
☐ Almost Unplayable
☐ Bug Terrarium

---{ Audio }---
☐ Buy The Soundtrack
☐ Very Nice
☑ Fitting
☐ Bad
☐ My Ears Were Bleeding
☐ I Am Now Deaf

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ I Never Want To Stop Playing
☑ Had A Great Time
☐ Was Pretty Good
☐ Felt Like Task Completing
☐ More Annoying Then Fun
☐ I Actually Hate This
☐ Should Be Used For Punishments
☐ I Wouldn't Wish This On Anyone

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just Need A Pulse To Win
☐ Children Can Beat This
☐ Hard To Not Complete
☑ You Must Be Average Gamer To Play
☐ You Will Need To Get Good
☐ Will Test Your Limits
☐ Sanity Test
☐ Don't Even Try

---{ Story }---
☐ Needs To Be A Movie
☐ Great Moments
☐ Memorable
☑ Passable
☐ Filled With Plot Holes
☐ Laughably Bad
☐ Frustratingly Terrible
☐ Send The Writer To Prison

---{ Visual Design }---
☐ I Want To Live In This Game Its Beautiful
☐ Lovely
☑ Pleasing
☐ Meh
☐ They Weren't Trying
☐ Painful To Look At

---{ Replayability }---
☑ Forever And Ever
☐ Play Multiple Times
☐ Play At least Once + Side Quests
☐ Play At least Once
☐ Play At least For A Bit
☐ Don't Even Play This Nightmare Once

---{ Other Comments }---
The campaigns are really fun but the real playability is in the super easy to learn map editor. The game still does need some ai improvements and graphical improvements but its very cool.

---{ Overall }---
☐ 11 - Top 100 Greatest
☐ 10 - Give Whoever Made This More Of Your Money
☐ 9 - Deserted Island Game
☐ 8 - Play This For Months
☐ 7 - Play This For Days
☐ 6 - Worth A Playthrough
☑ 5 - Just Ok
☐ 4 - Has A Few Problems
☐ 3 - Just Don't Buy Unless Maybe On Sale
☐ 2 - Frustratingly Terrible
☐ 1 - If Its Free Don't Take It
☐ 0 - This Game Needs To Die In A Fire

---{ Expectations }---
☐ Surpassed
☐ Fulfilled
☑ Didn't Have Any
☐ Dissapointing
☐ Devastated

---{ Graphics }---
(2021)
☐ Is This Real Life?
☐ Amazed
☑ Average
☐ Purposely Used Retro Style
☐ Kinda Bad
☐ Painful To Look At

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ NASA Computer
☐ Rich-Boi PC
☑ Modern Gamer PC
☐ School Computer
☐ Potato Battery

---{ Performance & Bugs }---
☐ Nintendo Seal Of Approval
☐ Needs Some Patches
☑ Inconvenient Mess
☐ Almost Unplayable
☐ Bug Terrarium

---{ Audio }---
☐ Buy The Soundtrack
☑ Very Nice
☐ Fitting
☐ Bad
☐ My Ears Were Bleeding
☐ I Am Now Deaf

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ I Never Want To Stop Playing
☐ Had A Great Time
☐ Was Pretty Good
☐ Felt Like Task Completing
☐ More Annoying Then Fun
☑ I Actually Hate This
☐ Should Be Used For Punishments
☐ I Wouldn't Wish This On Anyone

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just Need A Pulse To Win
☐ Children Can Beat This
☐ Hard To Not Complete
☐ You Must Be Average Gamer To Play
☐ You Will Need To Get Good
☑ Will Test Your Limits
☐ Sanity Test
☐ Don't Even Try

---{ Story }---
☐ Needs To Be A Movie
☐ Great Moments
☑ Memorable
☐ Passable
☐ Filled With Plot Holes
☐ Laughably Bad
☐ Frustratingly Terrible
☐ Send The Writer To Prison

---{ Visual Design }---
☑ I Want To Live In This Game Its Beautiful
☐ Lovely
☐ Pleasing
☐ Meh
☐ They Weren't Trying
☐ Painful To Look At

---{ Replayability }---
☐ Forever And Ever
☐ Play Multiple Times
☑ Play At least Once + Side Quests
☐ Play At least Once
☐ Play At least For A Bit
☐ Don't Even Play This Nightmare Once

---{ Other Comments }---

This game is beautiful which makes it all the more disappointing that its about ruined by a few very simple problems:

-No auto save feature for no reason in a game were you die alot
-Very unhelpful map that's unlabeled and doesn't show objectives
-Security bots just freaken everywhere WAY to many of them
-You will 100% need a walk through for some areas
-Maybe a personal opinion but I hate the endos, why are they always placed in tight areas?
-Obvious signs of rushed development
-Everything about mazercise, That puzzle is some kind of prank on gamers

Overall I'd say this game is just barely worth a playthrough because it is so visually amazing and its fun to explore the pizzaplex. Get this game on sale.

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