Im here to kick gum and chew ass and im all out of gum


Imagine a giant ♥♥♥♥ flying towards your mouth, and theres nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant ♥♥♥♥. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well atleast I got that out of the way", but then the giant ♥♥♥♥ rearsd back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually this ♥♥♥♥ is penetrating your gray matter, and you behin to lose control of your motor skills. Thats when the giant ♥♥♥♥ slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. unable to move and at your most vulnerabl, the giant ♥♥♥♥ finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. Thats what using Mac OS X is like.