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38.2 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Spray go brrrrrrrrrrttt
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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262.4 hrs on record (225.6 hrs at review time)
This is the greatest human war crimes / colony simulator of all time.

The game is worth full price. The DLC(s) are worth full price. Tynan deserves it for creating this masterpiece.
Posted 22 October, 2021.
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123.1 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
Pros:
Multiplayer dogfight and fleet battles are excellent.
4 unique ships on each side (I hope for more in the future)
Ships feel great to control once you've practiced
Interesting power management systems
Amazing sound design and graphics (TIE fighters go AROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRROOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUAROOOOOU)


Cons:
Some of the weapons, auxiliary, and other ship customization parts feel a lot better than others
Rebel ships are a lot better than their counterparts (except the support ship)
Single player feels like an extended tutorial. I tried it for a bit and I didn't really enjoy it.
Some of the maps are not so good (Looking at you Yavin).
Posted 5 October, 2020.
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0.1 hrs on record
very nice loading screen.
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
77.5 hrs on record (77.0 hrs at review time)
I bought this game back in Early Access, so I will give a quick review of things that have gone right and wrong.

Things Wildcard has done RIGHT since Early Access:
More Dinosaurs
More Engrams and Technology
More Story Content
Survival of the Fittest (When it was free for anyone)
Better netcode (atleast better than what it used to be, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

Things Wildcard has done WRONG since Early Access:
$60 for the base game. This is not a $60 game. (It used to be WAY cheaper in Early Access)
The netcode still sucks ass.
Overpriced as ♥♥♥♥ DLC and Expansion Packs
$45 Season Pass
Lots of building issues and snap issues (This game is supposed to be fully released)
Unoptimized and bugs still present ingame. (Should not haave left Early Access)
Left Early Access in order to justify the release of DLC Expansion Packs


Overall, at its current state and price, I just cannot reccomend Ark: Survival Evolved.
Posted 27 January, 2018.
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7 people found this review funny
93.3 hrs on record (32.6 hrs at review time)
>Start run with door locked

>Break down door and see a lot of rats

>I MEAN A LOT OF RATS MAN

>Autistic screaming ensues

10/10 would play rat exterminating simulator again
Posted 17 January, 2018. Last edited 17 January, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record
Nice recovery.
Posted 29 August, 2016. Last edited 24 August, 2018.
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