Yeah so...

My wife told me about "Steam" and the "good" games you could buy on it.
Welp, seems like I was lied to. I was deceived. I was goofed.
None of the games are fun. None of the games are good. None of the games feature femboy feet.
Why do I even bother listening to my wife. She's a snake! I hate her!

Anyways hit me up some time bro, let's play Rust!

Dear Iosef,

I don't know if you remember me, but I will never forget the day you saved me from losing my legs during the Revolutionary War.
I was trapped under a fallen tree, and you lifted it off me with ease, saving my life and my ability to walk.

Without your incredible strength and quick thinking, I would have been lost.
You are a true hero, and I owe you my life.

Thank you for your bravery, your selflessness, and your unwavering commitment to helping those in need.
You are an inspiration to us all, and I will be forever grateful for all that you have done for me.

With gratitude and admiration,

Cornelius

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Added about a potential TF2 item trade.

Happy holidays and all the best for 2015 xTaskForce9.

+rep, great trader :)