The following messages is transmitted at the request of the United States department of defense. This is not a test. Today at 4:16 PM Mountain Time, a state of emergency was declared by the President of the United States. An unknown hostile force was declared present at the Black Mesa Research Facility, and several other locations in the surrounding areas of Black Mesa, New Mexico. As of 5:42 PM Mountain Time, the President has issued executive orders to withdraw all ground forces, and begin immediate airstrikes over the Black Mesa Research Facility and surrounding areas, beginning no later than 6:42 PM this evening. For your own safety, an immediate evaluation order has been issued to the entire state of New Mexico…

YOU HAVE UNO!!!!!!

What a troll that lies about his favs

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