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+rep nice player

the Bickus of the digus :*

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. His shirts never wrinkle. He is left handed and right handed. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. The police often question him just because they find him interesting. His blood smells like cologne. Cuba imports cigars from him. Panhandlers give him money. He tips 100%. His passport requires no photograph. If he punched you in the face you'd have to fight off the strong urge to thank him. He has won the lifetime achievement award twice. He gave his father "the talk." He brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds. He won a staring contest with his own reflection. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He is allowed to talk about fight club. His mother has a tattoo that says 'son'. He's never used an oven mitt. If he were to pat you on your back you'd list it on your resume. He can slam a revolving door.

My weeb