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who the ♥♥♥♥ is Jake Paul?

I mean lets be honest Jake Paul is kind of cute. And his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ personality really kind of turns me on. As a 37 year old man from Wisconsin, it really brings out my dominance kink. I just want to pin him down and ♥♥♥♥ some humility into him. I've always heard you can't turn a ♥♥♥♥♥ into a housewife, but it's time to find out if you can turn a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into one. I think he would enjoy it, I know I would.

Hello I'm Jajo and here's my résumé:

I was born at 420 Swag Lane, MLGville. At the age of 3.22 I was able to perform my first no-scope at a range of 666 metres. Shortly afterwards, I was recruited by Faze Clan to smoke dank weed with some of the greatest such as Snoop Dogg and Chuck Norris. 4.20 years later, I was made the leader of an MLG meme team responsible for various hits in conjunction with a certain Navy Seals member. Our memes were the dankest around and we succeeded at every mission. However, we were disbanded before the general public could find out about us. I believe I could be a great asset to you.

I WAS SITTING IN MY COMPUTER AND A SKELETON KNOCKED ON MY COMPUTER HE SAID HELLO DOES ANYONE LIVE IN THIS COMPUTER I SAID WHY YES I LIVE IN THIS COMPUTER AND THEN THE HOUSE WAS HIT BY THE LASER OF A FLOWER THAT HAD DIED FROM THE SCENT OF SMOOTH MILK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GALAXY AND THE MIDDLE OF THE GALAXY WAS A CONSPIRACY THEORY BECAUSE THE GALAXY WAS ACTUALLY JUST A COLLAR IN A TUBE OF TUNDRA ELEPHANTS AND THESE TUNDRA ELEPHANTS ARE GOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD BECAUSE SKELETONS AND THEN I REALIZED A SKELETON KNOCKED ON MY COMPUTER WHILE I WAS IN MY COMPUTER SO I DIED AGAIN BECAUSE I ALSO DIED EARLIER WHEN A LAZER OF A FLOWER HIT MY HOUSE AND ACCIDENTALLY CREATED A ROBOTIC VOICE THAT SAID BOO THE END

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u jus gut noscopd ked
git gud