A dynamic person that you can trust, but isn't reliable.
HE ALSO DOESNT ACCEPT RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS
^^^(Yes, this is due to anger. Deal with it.)^^^

My name is Jake, if you can guess.

Im a complete nerd who starts servers, makes mods, gmod maps, minecraft redstone inventions, cringy ass content, and not cringy ass content.

Why do I even bother to come online every day!?

Simple: It's because when I am not reading textbooks, articles, and random crap on the internet I have nothing better to do most of the time then sit here
and play or mod video games while my friends joke about me being a scientist while I am financially struggling to get my education!

If you love hard boiled autistic people that are over-affectionate then you are going to love me!

Do you like funny jokes? Bam. My life is a joke and my curse of a juxtaposition is the punchline. Also I'm good at making jokes sometimes, don't expect a stand up comedian.

You want a shoulder to cry on? I'm your guy.

You want someone to victimize? Well too bad!

Do you want a cookie? Well, I'd give you one but chances are you are miles away from me and I physically can't give a cookie to you.

I'll give you this heart though. <3