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Wow, I guess the definition of 'game' sure has progressed past the neanderthal meaning of boring shooter slog! Now we have beautiful Mona Lisas to stare at and get scolded for trying to interact with instead of all those fun and interactive enjoyable five hour shootouts that required skill. I wish every game developer would take a look at this giant, steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥ and tell themselves "This is a game made in 2016, and this is what will sell ten years from now. This is sometihng I can sustain myself on." Because we all know, graphics are more important than gameplay. Back in what, 1997? Games looked terrible. And now? They look amazing! And they are, thanks to our wonderful San Franciso culture spreading through the internet into poor Eastern European villages. European coders can finally have jobs coding what is essentially a painting, a beautiful painting of a single mountain, instead of coding a horrific plebeian role-playing game where you star as a cruel barbarian and fuel toxic gender roles. Thank you, developers of Mountain. this game actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blows if you can't tell and i'm fairly sure this doesn't fall under the definition of 'game' or even 'interactive electronics'
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Zhang walked in from Sleeping Dogs to prove that Heavies can be based and that he is determined to hard carry if you let him.
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Blast 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10pm 
i crashed this dude doing his afk slayer task and watched him afk kill 2 superiors that each dropped an imbued heart. couldn't pick up either because i'm an ironman so i was spamming him to get it and he just told me to f*** off. -rep
Pyro Jack 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29am 
Couldn't control it man. Payday 3 release was so rough that I had to spend approximately 300 hours going into rock the cradle heists and doing 0.5 second perfect grenade throws into crowds.
Mike Pence 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54pm 
Hey man, I know payday 3 only came out a week ago but can you please stop joining my rock the cradle heists and immediately throwing grenades onto the dance floor?, the heist already doesn't give that much money and the -100k in cleaner costs really sucks. The game is missing a kick option and it takes over 20 minutes to find a server to play on. :steamthumbsdown:
Momo 18 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12pm 
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Pyro Jack 26 May, 2022 @ 9:00am 
Uh bro, you messed up the joke. That's literally the state of TF2 servers too.
Koi 26 May, 2022 @ 3:12am 
Hey, Ownzer!! I'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we currently don't have a way to give you "20 foot horse♥♥♥♥♥♥ you requested but we'll work on it.