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1.2 hrs on record
Very basic and easy shoot 'em up, with some light RPG or "rougelite" elements.

While I quite like the game's minimalist visual style, the gameplay feels very unrefined and unbalanced -- though always to the player's benefit.
The RPG elements make an already easy game even more so, and you can easily grind any challange away.
The most unique aspect is the weapon overheat mechanic, where the guns have to be reloaded after a few shots. This can be a bit annoying at first, though enemy pressure is low and upgrades speed up the reloading, so it quickly becomes a non-issue.

There are a couple of different endings, but no scoring system at all, nor any difficulty settings, and I can't see myself going back to this game ever.
Posted 25 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record
Basically the third Sunset Riders game we never got. Very enjoyable run'n'gun modeled after Sunset Riders/Mystic Warriors, but with a '70s exploitation film theme.

It's not quite as polished as Konami's arcade originals, but overall plays very well and has a lot of charm and personality.
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Although clearly inspired by Toaplan and Capcom shooters, in the end this is a sloppy euro-shmup.

The level design is so haphazard that it could as well have been randomly generated, with indistinctive basic enemies. The game is made almost entirely of stock assets, and the cutscenes and unlockable gallery consist of AI illustrations. It is also pitifully easy despite its haphazardness, with boss encounters that can easily be safespotted.

Easily my least favourite SEEP game to date.
Posted 13 November, 2024.
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0.2 hrs on record
Small, janky and completely forgettable amateur FPS. All the graphics are (poorly used) Unity store assets, performance isn't great, and enemy behaviour is very basic. There are 8 levels to the game, but they all use the same map and only enemy placement varies.

It's free, but it's little more than a prototype.
Posted 24 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.3 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Another absolutely excellent arcade platformer that plays like a very fast-paced Miner 2049er mixed with Sonic.
It didn't immediately click with me, but once it did it really did, and might be even better than Donut Dodo.
Posted 28 August, 2024.
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2.1 hrs on record
Cute little Battle City clone. A bit short, fairly basic and not particularly deep, but decent enough for what it is.
Posted 19 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
I realize this is a joke game, but it is still garbage.
Posted 11 June, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Abandoned Early Access. After more than 3 years the development has barely started. There is less than one level here, just a few repeating screens of the same enemy and scenery, and it's all very buggy and unfinished.
Posted 18 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Clickers are always pretty pointless, but this sets a new bar.
Posted 6 February, 2024.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
The art is nice and they've managed to create some decent atmosphere for such a simple game, but the RGM engine is extremely janky, and the game is only about five levels long and feels more like a demo than anything.
Posted 4 January, 2024.
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