Once upon a time, in a land full of fruits... where a kingdom of fruits existed. And in that kingdom, there was a specific grapefruit, one destined to destroy the evil Banana King and bring balance to the for- *cough* kingdom.

The grapefruit woke up in his small house. Anticipating to have a little breakfast, he went to the kitchen and ate some small apples as they screamed in agony. The grapefruit, having had his breakfast, went outside and looked up on the orange sun (the sun is an orange), and thought to himself: "Daym son, dat sun is looking reeeeeal hot today". The grapefruit visited his neighbour, the lonely pineapple, which in fact isnt so lonely cuz the grapefruit is his friend. Anyway, the grapefruit talked about his plans: "Dat banana ♥♥♥♥ has been ruling 4 too long m8, its time to throw him into a black hole m8". The pineapple replied: "Ye hes a scrub, I'll get my factory new AWP Dragon Lore".
The two went outside and looked at the castle, looking for a possible way to sneak in. The castle was heavily guarded with banana peasants having thicker banana skin with banana spears. The grapefruit suddenly got an idea: "Hey m8, arent bananas usually weak ♥♥♥♥♥?". In which the pineapple replied: "Oh ye, youre right, theyre weak ♥♥♥♥♥".
They went to the gates and threatened the guards, the guards attacked but their banana spears broke. The two laughed at them and the pineapple noscoped them, penetrating their skin and spewing banana liquid everywhere. The pineapple said: "I'm nearly a Global Elite m8". The two went inside the castle into the banana king's throne room. The banana king said: "Oy wat do we hav here?". The two fruits replied: "We're here to ♥♥♥ u up m8, prepare uranus". The banana king said: "Lol I am not who u think I am, you will see mai tru form". The banana king showed his true face, a very fat man emerged... it was gaben, and he took up his banhammer, and hit the pineapple with it, banning him forever. The grapefruit said: "O ♥♥♥♥ m8, plz dont i haev 69 children to feed". Lord Gaben
grabbed the grapefruit and squished him, making him a dried grapefruit. Gaben then threw him out the window into the wasteland, and ordered his 9001st McDonalds cheeseburger.

This is the end of the grapefruit, pretty much dried up and lifeless, having been left to rot in the wastes. But with his last breath, he managed to type: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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