Surfer » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
42.9h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
563 of 637 (88%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:04am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:50am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 8:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:37am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:32am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 6:17am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:33am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:33am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:33am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:12am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:43pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:41am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:37am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:00am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:21am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 10:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:50am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:24am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:33am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 6:02am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:00pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 10:38am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 12:18pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:42am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:27am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 3:59am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:13am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:49am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:32am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:49am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:49am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:33am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:50am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:26am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:31am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:57am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:46am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:50am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:44am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:02am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:38pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:33am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:09pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:01am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:02am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:28am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:47am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:09pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:02pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 8:41am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 4:18pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 6:45pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:24pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 6:18am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:14am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 3:48am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 9:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:56am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:10pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:00am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:39am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:36am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:13am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:53pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:10am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 3:45pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:21pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:51am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:21am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:19am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:01am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 9:13am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:45am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:00pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:05am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:05am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:00pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:00pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:32am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:07am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:01am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:23am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:31am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:31pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:50am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:21am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:00pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:25pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:24pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:37am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:54am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 9:34am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:28pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 5:57pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 2:27pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 1:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:24am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 12:21pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:33am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 8:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:33am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:40am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:31pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:16am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 7:26am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:00am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 9:10am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:52pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 7:26am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:17pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:22am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 6:00am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:05am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:11am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 5:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:37am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:05am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:33am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 9:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 8:03am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:50pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:51pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:06am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:24pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:41am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:34am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 7:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 7:15am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:40am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:18am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:16am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:16am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:16am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:51am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:52am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:05am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 9:10am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 6:16am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:02am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 4:00pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:05am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 10:28am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 1:51pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 7:26am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 5:03am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 10:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:00pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:01am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:45am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:36pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 10:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 4:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 8:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:28pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 9:10am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 8:14am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:33am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:44am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 4:50pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:13am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:05am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:34am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:25pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:54am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:27am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 2:27pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:03am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:31am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:23pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:55am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:55am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 10:31am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 10:31am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:25pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:47am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

10 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked