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So many men; so little time.
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Ah, sweet pity: where would my love life have been without it?

-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
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A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
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[Brian and Stewie are catching a ride with Hispanic workers in Texas]
Brian: Hola! Um... me, me llamo es Brian. Ahh, uh, um... Let's see, uh, nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.
Migrant Worker: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said, "Me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es", just "me llamo Brian".
Brian: Oh! So you speak English!
Migrant Worker: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You... you're kidding, right?
Migrant Worker: Que?
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Operative: "It's finished. We're finished."
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Pilfering Treasury property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are
ruthless in punishing little thieves.
-- Diogenes
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Wyslalem Ci trejdy ;) have fun :D

No jak Ci nie potrzebne to chetnie przygarne :)

Widze oferty trejdu :P