☭KiLLiNJoke-AWEEE!!!
Alexander Ploshnick
 
 
I was prepared to go out in the blaze of glory. I hadn't planned on being saved

"Hypetrain" - a song about modern gamedevelopment

Youth of all our games is slowly vanishing,
Third Half-Life is never will be done,
I don't have no time nor patience for this mess
And the worst - of course - is yet to come

*chorus*
Mi-i-i-crotrans-a-a-ctions, downgraded gra-aphics,
Plot makes not fxckin sense just as dumb gameplay,
Bugs-just sh*tton of em - who the hell needs em fixed?
But don't you worry boy - here comes new hype train!

From the start your hopes are doomed to be erased
Devs will never miss their chance to miss,
Someone's a^^ as usual is set ablaze,
Other guys got simply used to this...

*chorus*

Casuals and shills from press are here at once,
All this mess is never gonna stop...
Just pre-order our awesome game, deeear booooy...
We will find a way to fxck you up!

*chorus*x2

Modestly translated impromptu from original russain version made by comrade PlagueDoctor
https://youtu.be/gB79ZYwoD0I

最愛遊戲
1,662
遊戲時數
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成就
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已遊玩 1,662 小時
1. Extremely fun
2. Teamplay saves the day
3. Melee weapons added
4. Mods of all sorts
5. Unites grim horror suspense and yolo-teamrush
6. Feeling of " I burned tank's ass wth molly, biled him, escaped the horde and entire enemy team and random zombies thru half of the map ALONE"
7. Zoey's "Almost there, almost there..."

13 out of 10, best teamgame i ever played and the reason why i learned english x-(D
最近動態
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正在遊戲中
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最後執行於 12 月 20 日
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最後執行於 12 月 20 日
300 經驗值
成就進度   65 / 86
lemon 2016 年 8 月 9 日 上午 11:19 
Lovely supportive teammate... with an extreme lack of luck when it comes to him getting good teammates :) A pleasure to play (die) with.
serega.marckin 2015 年 1 月 16 日 上午 12:56 
не, все правильно сделал. Я вот зацепил его, спам полез. Но потом вроде все норм вычистил.
★☆Swh1te☆★ 2014 年 12 月 30 日 上午 2:27 
**_██_*。*.*/˛\ .˛* .˛.*.★* *★ 。* .˛.*.★.*С наступающим!
˛. (´• ̮•)*˛ °*/.♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____. *.˛*˛*˛*˛¯¯\/¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
.°( . • . )˛˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~\*. ˛*. * .☻/ ˛* ˛. *。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°..|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬╬ /▌
¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°
★☆Swh1te☆★ 2014 年 12 月 30 日 上午 2:26 
Пусть Новый Год звездой счастливой
Войдет в семейный Ваш уют,
Со старым годом торопливо
Пускай невзгоды все уйдут!
Пусть каждый день теплом согреет
И много счастья принесет,
И все сомнения развеет
Пришедший в полночь Новый Год!
Bel4 2014 年 12 月 28 日 上午 3:46 
Киллин, спасибо огромнейшее за игушку и предновогоднее поздравление! Побед тебе в новом году, как в играх, так и в жизни!) Еще раз спасибо ;):summersun:
DEZERTIR 2014 年 12 月 26 日 上午 3:44 
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