Thank you ♥♥♥♥ rider.

This player is the most sophisticated man I've ever had the pleasure of playing with. From his elegant prose, to his (alleged) 7.5 inch naked mole-rat, he is the epitome of perfection in every way. He has single-handedly revived the word "cringe" from its watery 2012 tumblr grave, and stands firm on his zero-tolerance, anti-demolition opinions. His choice of teammates is prime, as they have the skills to carry him through any match in which he has not the time nor skill to participate in. Truly a masterpiece of human perfection, and one to which I cannot hold a candle. I therefore wish never to see him in-game again, lest I am required to gaze upon his blinding power a second time.

reporting for ugly

garbage player

♥♥♥♥ at games

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