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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 8:52am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:43am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:20am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:43am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:53am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 8:44am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:17am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 8:58am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:27am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:22am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 4:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:02am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:44am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:52am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:01pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:53am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:52am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:17am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:42am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:40am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:27am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 8:38am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 10:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:30am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:55am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 11:04am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:56am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:20am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:46am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:57am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:50am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 1:05am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:32am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:22am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:36am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:39am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:05am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:47pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:09am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:27am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:13am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:24am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:29am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:41am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:31am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:33am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:34am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:34am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:03am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:49pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:36am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:03pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:55pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 11:51am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:03pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 6:21am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:01am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:02am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:02am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:46am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:14pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:27pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:42pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 10:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:47pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:30am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:30am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:36am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:06am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:34am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:51am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 11:49am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:06am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:31am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:31am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 8:52am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:24am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:32am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:39am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:11am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 7:55am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:14pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:40am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:20pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:24pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 12:23pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:40am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:45am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:29pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:23am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 8:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:58pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:52am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:54am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:17pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:12am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:31am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:28am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 4:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:03pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 1:05pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:26pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:55pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:13pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:33am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 8:43am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:19pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:28am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:05am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:22am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:16am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 3:43pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 4:49pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:17am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:33pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:36am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 4:46am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:03pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:34pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 10:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 11:36pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 1:03pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:31am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 8:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:23am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:16pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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