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The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') R890.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 R120.99
- 6x Magnum condoms ( Xtra Small) R240.45
- 5x Bananas R70.00
- 5x Cucumbers R40.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml R190.99
- 1x Next day shipping R405.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

Judge: "Do you want to live with your mom?"
Kid: "No, she beats me"
Judge: "And your dad?"
Kid: "No, he beats me too"
Judge: "So where then?"
Kid: "Let me live with Na'vi, they don't beat anyone these days"

what do you know nick :P

awesome gamer :D