King Slayer
Dan van den Berg   Potchefstroom, North-West, South Africa
 
 
:steamsalty:You have enemies? Good! That means you stood up for something.

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Dat 27 MAY 2017 a las 2:02 p. m. 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') R890.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 R120.99
- 6x Magnum condoms ( Xtra Small) R240.45
- 5x Bananas R70.00
- 5x Cucumbers R40.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml R190.99
- 1x Next day shipping R405.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
MARTINI 19 ENE 2017 a las 4:38 a. m. 
Judge: "Do you want to live with your mom?"
Kid: "No, she beats me"
Judge: "And your dad?"
Kid: "No, he beats me too"
Judge: "So where then?"
Kid: "Let me live with Na'vi, they don't beat anyone these days"
Worte|!| 24 ENE 2014 a las 9:00 a. m. 
what do you know nick :P
NniiCcKk 17 JUN 2012 a las 3:02 p. m. 
awesome gamer :D