Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Didn't realise the comments existed haha

I did not realise these existed..

These comments sections are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fantastic.

Sorted the control problem... was just something weird with the caps lock on the apple keyboard, becasue caps lock is the run / walk button:L