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24 of 40 (60%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 2:40pm

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 2:40pm

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 2:25pm

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 5:48am

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 5:55am

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 10:04am

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 2:38pm

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 2:26pm

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 10:13am

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 10:16am

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 10:17am

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 2:33pm

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 8:58am

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 9:26am

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 9:30am

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 10:23am

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 10:25am

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2018 @ 1:58am

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 6:15am

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2018 @ 8:52am

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 5:29am

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 5:51am

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 5:58am

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 6:11am



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