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Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 14:40

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 14:40

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 14:25

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 5:48

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 5:55

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 10:04

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 14:38

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 14:26

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 10:13

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 10:16

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 10:17

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 14:33

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 8:58

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 9:26

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 9:30

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 10:23

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 10:25

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Откл. на 22 окт. 2018 в 1:58

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 6:15

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Откл. на 21 окт. 2018 в 8:52

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 5:29

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 5:51

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 5:58

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Откл. на 20 окт. 2018 в 6:11



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