Shalom sluts happy Hanukkah spin spin SPIN on daddy's dreidel then I'll hanuk-♥♥♥ on yoUr latke OoOooo some hanoOkkah ♥♥♥♥ is about to go dOwn tonight YoU light mY menorah and mAke me want to Dip my latke iN your apple sauCE Oooooo I'll wear my yarlmu-♥♥♥ and pEnetrate you like how Israel penetrAtEs the Palestinian territories ill mAkE u hanuk-♥♥♥ 8 times for eiGHT days puRIFying the HOly Temple and I'll SPANK you like the Maccabees sPAnked Antiochus IV Epiphanes in Jerusacum

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ACHOO!! What was that, sexy⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😏 Don’t you know Coronavirus is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?🤢 The World HOE Organization 🏥 is calling 👅HOE-VID19👅 a POTENTIAL SLAMDEMIC 👀👅👌 Time to stop being a DIRTY slut 😉💦 and start TWERKING from home 🏡😈 🦠SEND THIS TO 10 OTHER CORONAVIRUS SLUTS 🦠 or you’ll get an IN-♥♥♥♥-TION 🍑🍆 If you get 🔟 back, you’ll be spreading your LEGS, not the in-♥♥♥♥-tion tonight 😈 If you get 9️⃣ back, WASH YOUR HANDS 🤲🚿💦 because you’re a dirty little ♥♥♥♥♥ 🤤🤤🤤 If you get 8️⃣ back, your nose won’t be the only thing WET tonight 😉💦 If you get 7️⃣ back, you might be covered in GERMS and SPERM tomorrow 😳🍆 If you get 6️⃣ back, the WHORELDWIDE Coronavirus is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just for YOU 😩👀 If you get 5️⃣ or less back... Daddy ♥♥♥♥-TOR 👨‍⚕️🧑‍⚕️🩺 is going to shove his BIG TOOLS 🍆🌽🥖 down your throat 👄👀 Open wide for a wild ride 🤤

hey 🅱️itch 🐶, no 🙅 nut 🥜 november 📅 is finally 😏 over 😫, time ⏰ to release 😋 all those hard-earned 💸 🤑 cummies 🍆 💦 💦 now at destroy 🔨 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 december 😩!! the rules 👌 are simple, 1st ☝ day, nut once 🍆 💦, 2nd ✌ day, nut twice 🍆 💦 💦, all the way 🏃 till december 31 📅 where 🤷‍♀️ you nut 🥜 31 times 🍆 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 in a day 😩 😩, which is 🤔 a total 🏷 of 3️⃣1️⃣ nuts 😱. get your 👈 1️⃣ong 5️⃣chlong outta your thong 👀 and 😎 get 🤗 stroking ✊ 🍆 💦 😋!!!

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