I stepped on a banana today, and broke my arm, I hope who ever put it there will have an awesome day

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Shalom sluts happy Hanukkah spin spin SPIN on daddy's dreidel then I'll hanuk-♥♥♥ on yoUr latke OoOooo some hanoOkkah ♥♥♥♥ is about to go dOwn tonight YoU light mY menorah and mAke me want to Dip my latke iN your apple sauCE Oooooo I'll wear my yarlmu-♥♥♥ and pEnetrate you like how Israel penetrAtEs the Palestinian territories ill mAkE u hanuk-♥♥♥ 8 times for eiGHT days puRIFying the HOly Temple and I'll SPANK you like the Maccabees sPAnked Antiochus IV Epiphanes in Jerusacum

Do you have Uno?

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