Recent reviews by Azlorn

TRASH game, WOKE garbage. Logged in today after AFK minefighting beastmen for like 2 weeks to a 3 day chat ban.

I haven't even used chat in weeks and all I did was ask a few questions and I think I mentioned trump once or twice right after the election.

I subbed for 3 months and feel like I want my money back now. I won't be renewing. Like how TF did I, "abuse chat" when you can't even type basic phrases cause of the obligatory chat filter that no one wants or asked for. It's not evven flupping possible.

Of course they won't tell me what I said that was so horrible. Just typical woke TRASH horsesit. "You did something we don't like so we are banning you but we won't tell you what it is that you did."

I'm at the point now in my life that if a game or company or service tries to punish me for any reason whatsoever, I'm done. I'll walk away and cancel any money coming from me to you so flupping fast, you'd think I was a lefty leaving the country because I'm on diddy tapes.

Better than some fruity asian loli sit. No little girls out dpsing your fireball throwing wizard with umbrellas and sparkles in this game.

This is the best game I have ever played in my life. I have been playing it for like 5 days straight now. My GF doesn't get it.

how u liking no mans sky?
A... — Today at 12:11 AM
It's really good. I'm surprised.
T.... — Today at 12:39 AM
been wanting to try it, i may give it a go
A... — Today at 11:38 AM
It's more fun and has more complete features than elite dangerous and star citizen put together. I have thousands of hours in each.
Very intuitive controls. Easy to learn. I don't think I've had to look anything up except one desynching bug which was easily and reliably remedied.
I was playing with a 6 year old yesterday, streaming and he was teaching me how to do stuff in the game. There is depth to it as well. It reminds me the most of like what a good empyrion wanted to be.
A... — Today at 11:47 AM
My only complaint so far would be that my thrustmaster hotas and throttle don't automatically plug and play with it. One has to program them or use a template through steam default controls which is tedious and nnot intuitive imo.

But I don't really have a need for it since the flying is so smooth with the mouse and keyboard. In star citizen and Elite Dangerous, I use my hotas to fly and pull manuevers, and switch to mouse for fine aiming, ect.

With no man's sky, there is no sideways or vertical thrust so it just flies wheere you point it. Not so much simulation style but more arcadey and turns out it's more fun. A lot of tedium has but cut out or streamlined such as LANDINGS; which are as simple as pressing and holding down the E button anywhere you want.
I always blow up in other games, lol and I've actually co-piloted light aircraft.
So like, I know how to fly.]
T... — Today at 11:52 AM
well ♥♥♥♥ uve sold me, does it randomly generate different planets and universes? I remember when it was announced it was supposed to be similar to Spore in that sense
A... — Today at 11:55 AM
256 galaxies...15 quintillion systems/planets?
like 20ish base biomes with hundreds/thousands? of variations
It's all procedurally generated, one universe that everyone shares. When Glo and I spawned, we were the first ones to discover all the planets in the system, the animals, the fauna, everything but some guy on x-box discovered the system 7 years ago and since then wee are thee first to see it.
You can teleport to your friends, lol
So, since we discovered the planets and lifeforms and stuff we got to name them whatever we wanted and it says wee discovered it, says the name wee named them when you look at them, and the date they were discovered.

There is specific teech for underwater vehicles and bases, land vehicles, ect. You can fly together in huge carrier ships and launch your npc fighter squadron or your own fighter ship from it, ect.
no loading screens unless you teleeport
then is like a wormhole thingy, but in space, atmosphere, everything is basically seemless.
oh yeah. You can have squadrons of npc fighters that follow you around and wreck ♥♥♥♥ for you
A... — Today at 12:02 PM
There's also a ton of ships I had no idea about that all look differeent, huge haulers, freighters, ect.
solar ships, a buncha super rare ships to find and hunt for as well as a lot of other completionist activites and items to work towards.
There is also hubs where people gather and you can trade and whatnot.
some pretty cool character customization too. can dye any color you want, doesn't cost any money in game or out to change your race, clothing, whatever.
any time you want
every expansion has been free for the last 7 years and they do one a year
And they still selling the game at full price, ($60) after seven years. I got two copies.
But yeah, it reminded me a lot of spore, empyrion, elite dangerous, all mixxed together with a splash of what star citizen is like when it actually works correctly. lol
Spore cause you can terrraform EVERYTHING.
A... — Today at 12:10 PM
And it's cool, like tthe game doesn't punish you like a lot of other games do with tedium as a, "feature." There is weather, you gotta eat, recharge life support, hazard shielding, ect.

More than just hot and cold, Day and night, there are fire storms, toxic storms, all kinds of storms, hostile plantlife, underground biomes, underwater biomes.....There's a lot to the game and that's just all the stuff I've done in the last day or so.
You can make your own racetrack courses and race friends with live ammo.....
and run into randoms and pvp with them
It's opt in
There's a whole expansion about being a pirate/outlaw.
and you can tame every animal you find.
and you can ride them.
some of them fly
lol
A... — Today at 12:20 PM
If you do try it, lemme know. We can link our bases together from anywhere in the universe and/or you are welcome to join us on, "Planet ZoR." 🙂

There's actually stuff to do. There's ACTUAL CONTENT that I don't have to CREATE MYSELF and it's still an open world rpg. Imagine that. What a concept. Sick of these sit mmo action games with 3 buttons made to play on a controller. This is not that and that's why I like it.

I keep playing it.

sit game won't recognize my mouse. thinks I want to play with an xbox controller that's not even plugged in. Like wtf is even wrong with this? Uninstalled.

better than civ's steaming pile of sit.

it's not gay.

It's mechwarrior, lol. It's American robotech so it's not all fruity and pervy like japanese anime is. It's like actually believable and is like the drama of the roman empire but on a galactic scale, waaaaay better story and everything. It's westernized high sci fi, like D&D vs final fantasy or some other east asian horrible sh*t game.