Nylige anmeldelser av Horpingvin

Horrible experience.
I spent hours trying to pick a name. Not even the most random words I could come up with were available for example "tabletop".
3 hours into the game I get asked by this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy to help him gather som bees? I consider myself a pretty nice guy so of course I help him. I end up building him a beehive for 1 hour??! We keep yelling BEEEES and out of nowhere im at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ditch right. I jump across and it just seems like the developers ran out of content-juice designing this place. On my epic quest for ♥♥♥♥ to do I keep roaming north until I encounter this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker that swings a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 200lbs hammer at me TWICE and tells me to "sit"?
Anyway now Im back at the start and mom keeps yelling at me about some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sandwiches?

Soundtrack, only inferior to Kanye.
10/11 dollars.