ROMANIAN MEME LORD | Certified Sarmale Consumer 🥟💥
Big brain. Bigger belly. Bald by genetics, gamer by choice.
Streaming straight from my Eastern European dungeon with 5 ping and a potato mic.
Professional case opener – statistically bankrupt since 2016.
I don’t top frag, I top vibe.
If I scream "băăă!" in voice chat, you’re already dead inside.
Sarmale-fueled, cs.money sponsored (mentally), and emotionally unstable every time I get a blue.

🔥 CS2 Skills:

10% aim

90% chaos

100% entertainment

VAC-free (despite suspicions)

Knife inspect every 3 seconds for power boost

💻 Life motto:
"Why work when you can open 50 cases and cry?"

Papa bless. Băăăăăăăă.