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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:34pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:15am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:33am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 6:34am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 8:53am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:38am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:17pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 4:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 10:31am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 1:48pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:05am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 9:14pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 3:47pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:56am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:10am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 5:01pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am