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I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know
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Listen to the sound of silence as you slowly exhale.
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I frantically typed "i am 9 srry"
I logged off and never logged back on again.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
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What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
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I don't blame you for not replying. ha ha. But hopefully we can maybe strike up a friendship. (wipes sweat from brow)
I promise you that I'm a really nice guy who respects women (blinks eyes bashfully) and will treat you like a queen."
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My little brother hacked my account and thought it would be funny to send messages to all the really hot girls. I can assure you this will not happen again. I have killed him... ha ha. No really, I killed him and buried him in the backyard.
I don't blame you for not replying. ha ha. But hopefully we can maybe strike up a friendship. (wipes sweat from brow)
I promise you that I'm a really nice guy who respects women (blinks eyes bashfully) and will treat you like a queen."
- pass 8th grade 🎮🎭
- do sex 😛😛😛
- smoke wheat 😈😇
- partayyyyyyy 🍺🍻🔫
and stop calling her names