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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:27am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 10:45am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:53am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:47am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:28am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:18am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:28am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 9:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:54am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 6:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:17am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 9:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:54am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 8:30pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 6:34am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 9:23am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 9:23am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 9:35am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:19am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:26am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:46am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:09am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 10:45am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:16am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:59pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:42pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:28am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 9:49am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:47am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:15am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:33am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 9:54am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:38am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:47am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:03am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:23am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:47am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:53pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:48pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 10:28pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:46am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:05am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:25pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:43pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:05am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:09am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:17pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:48am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:22am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:46am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:08am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:48pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:19pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:42pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:46am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:48pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:48pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:19pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:56am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:32pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:47am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:08pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:37pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 6:21am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:56pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 1:11pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:29pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:51pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:14am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:31am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May @ 9:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:40pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:29am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:32pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:11am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:41pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:19pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:10am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:17pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:19pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:39am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:24pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:52pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:07am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:37am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 7:54am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:55am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:23am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked