Recent reviews by PMP_ViOLeNcE

This is a review is to get extra points for the steam summer sale 2019. in 2040 I intend to look back at this review and praise myself for being such a dedicated gamer. Or, maybe, just maybe, I'll be dead and it won't matter. Here's to hoping I'm dead.

The hands down best rally game made. One of the best VR experiences I have also had. Hats off to you Codemasters. You done good!

A lot of people hate on this game but it's actually pretty fun. It is repetitive much like how the old Assassins Creeds had you collecting a bunch of crap as busy work but there are many good aspects. The story is cool, the vehicles drive nice when set to realistic, and the graphics are pretty. The ambiance of old south Louisiana is pretty neat as well. Super racist, hick central Louisiana just the way it is now. I joke, I've only been there once and I didn't encounter any of what is portrayed in this game so here's to hoping times have changed. Overall, I'd give it a 7 out of 10 on the fun scale. I almost want to give it a 10 for the retro Playboy magazine collection!

I don't really do a lot of reviewes but well I felt it was important to put a quick review on ARK.

A lot of people are complaining about the price hike. A lot of people with 100+, even 1000+ hours are even complaining about the game in general. These people are absolute idiots.

First off if you have 1000+ hours on a game and you post a negative review of that game you are quite possibly the dumbest and most self entitledt person walking the planet. 1000 hours/24 hours = 41.67 days of playing. You actually spent 1/8th of a year playing a game straight. Thats insane. No matter how many bugs or performance issues you had at some point you recognized the game was sooooo damn good you just kept playing it. Please do not play games ever, and I mean ever, again if that amount of gameplay doesn't result in a positive review with constructive critism rather than a negative review with what i suppose is constructive critism. Sorry I had to vent on those complete wastes of brains.

So, anyways on to the review. This game is awesome and worth every penny of whatever they ask for it. The amount of content is mind numbing. There is hours (and obviously days) worth of things to do. The people make it challenging. The dinos make it challenging. The boss battle (i know they aren't called that but lets face it, thats what they are) are challenging. All around it is the best survival game I have, and I'm sure ever will, play.

Ending on the constructive critism as it is important. It is very poorly optimized. You can run it with a potato but don't expect the graphical beauty of a pricey rig.

This is my review and i stand by it. My hours played say enough and i would, and gladly will, drop the company more cash should new DLC hit.

I'm not much for writing reviews but this is an excellent game. A little short right now... actually a lot short right now but if the map gets opened up and properly optimized it's gonna be great. As with most early access games I recommend waiting to buy it till further into development but, if you have an itch to check it out, you wont be disappointed.

Did I mention your Uncle's jacket. Probably the best thing that happended to gaming since the original Mario Brothers. The jacket haunts me at night. So, stylish. So, sexy. A lot of people talk, think, buy dolce & gabbana, versace... all that garbage. Uncle's jacket is all I want. I'd rub that always moving piece of beauty all over my body. Just typing about it makes me want to play and stare at it. What a mind melting thing.

Well thats my review. If you don't like remember your Dad never loved you and move on.

Just like I remember it... aweful.

It's just a really bad game. I got tricked into buying from watching a video of what looked like a cool raid. Bought the game thinking it'd be a cool porcedurally generated map, lots of crafting, and cool survival aspects. Instead what I got was the most unerwhelming of graphics and gameplay. The map is garbage looking. Basically there is nothing exciting about it. It's a huge clusterf!@# of buildings (yes thats right there is no open space in this POS just a bunch of settlements people have already built). To top it off it has probably the dumbest community of players next to COD. I would give this game a positive review just to keep these idiots from playing any other game. I figure its best to keep them together on this game just the same way COD has kept all the little kids and brainless farts on their game. It's a good way to herd the dumb to one pasture and it lets all the good people enjoy other games together. Let me elaborative if you will. I dare you to sit in any server in this game for 5 minutes. If reading the chat doesn't make you feel dumber as a person then continue to play this game because you belong on this and no other game. One of the most satisfying uninstalls I've done in awhile.

Update (7/21/2017) : I played this game again. It was for about another hour. It was still horrible just how I remember. Save your money and buy some cake. Some delicous cake.

This game is awesome. I dont't really understand the negative reviews because it is awesome. Did I mention... it's awesome. Just thought I'd put that out there.

I went into this beta knowing that I hate Call of Duty. I came out of this beta knowing that I hate Call of Duty. Thank you Activision and Treyarch for being the one consitent in my life!

Needs work but the potential is there for something great. Still fun to play. Just shut up and buy it. What else are you gonna buy for $25.00... a haircut. Shoot, skip the haircut and buy the game. Everyone thinks your ugly anyways.

(Update, and I tried to give them time to do anything... I mean anything) So when I intially reviewed this I may have been in that moment of "yeah this is going to be great. SOCOM!!!." I think its been about a year, maybe more, and yeah... it's not going to be great. If this releases on PS4 we're all screwed. Sony we'll probably take this is a great example of why they should not make another SOCOM cause everyone will hate ii and it will die faster than it did on PC. SOF will try to tell you they are a small team trying to do it right. They will try to fill you with lies about how they care about SOCOM and are trying to perserve the essence. They don't actually care. It's a big money grab working to capitalize on the void that SOCOM has left. Don't buy it, don't entertain them. I feel bad for the people that work for the company (not the ones that took the money and ran but the ones that got hired thinking they were in a truely viable company and will be out a job shortly). If anyone read my initial review I'm sorry. I wish I could get your money back.

Poor Points:

*Just about everything
*The guns suck
*The player movement sucks
*Stuiped bullet spray
*Horrible hud
*Crappy sound effects
*Graphics optimization... uhhh no
*Poor, lackluster try at making SOCOM gamemodes
*(For all who have played it) The Captain Morgan stance jump
*Lies that this is in anyway SOCOM's spirtual succesor
*Freedom of speech in the forum's is not allowed (the moderators are probably the worst I have ever seen out there of any company and SOF really should be disgraced)
*I suppose I could go one but whats the point as I'm hoping you got the point

Good Points:

Sismis feels like a well designed map. I think the map maker had the right idea. If everything else about the game wasn't so dookie I'd like that map. I think the guy who made the map already left the company and if he didn't... here are my words to you. Run my friend. Their trying to take you down with them and I don't want your name hurt cause you do good work!!!

Long story short, don't buy this. It's bad and I mean bad,