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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:08am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 10:57am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 10:17am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:05am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:11am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 6:50am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 5:22am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:05am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:04am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:55am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:32am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 11:42am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 5:41am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:09am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 5:45pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 9:24am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 9:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:39am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:33am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 11:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 11:05am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 3:29am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 9:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:19am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 8:02am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 10:33am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 10:41am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 9:40am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:44am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:12am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:41pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 10:06am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:39am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:13am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:13am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:56pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 8:02am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 8:02am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:44am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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