I use my ♥♥♥♥ for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say as I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my ♥♥♥♥ is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the E621 tab I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.

+rep, mnogo lud i milichuk user

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