" I can do no wrong, for i do not know what it is. "

As i sit watching the steam arise from my mug of strong white coffee beside my monitor, i find myself deep within my own mind in a strong trance state. At the time i was unaware during this short time i explored the deepest and darkest regions of my sub-conscious i was met with many flashbacks the most vivid i recalled was the image of a raw pork link sasuage that was consumed between 4 men one of them being myself during this same flashback i am later transcribed with the image of my own-self upon a toliet pan excreting my own loose fecies. Shock then overcame my trance and i was snapped back into reality, this happens everyday.
- Christofer Wright 2012 from his latest auto-biography "The everyday guide to how to destory your own life through a combination of food posioning and roughness vol.1"

" A daily dose of empire will need to be injected into this mans blood sir ? "

" Fine, give him the .... ottoman ! "

" But sir ? "

" Just do it cub, its the only way. "

" Yes yes i know, but it will come to him soon, once he smells the coloumbian coffee in his nostrels and has a deemed reposession for himself and his fellow men he will then be true. Now get that cannon loaded "

Kill Jester

liz