I was born in a small indian village in Oklahoma, where I learned how to form arrow heads out of rocks and how to fish with my bare hands. I then joined a travelling circus where I travelled all over the world displaying my newly found talent of dingle berry eating. After eating one too many dingle berries, I realized it was time for a change and decided that I would be the first person to travel all the way around the world on a broom stick duck taped to a skateboard while pretending to be Harry Potter and transfiguring countless muggles into raunchy items such as butt plugs and dildos. I did not fully realize my dream, as my broom stick was stolen by some muggle jealous of my magical skillz whilst I was "meditating" with playmates at the play boy mansion. The playmates were having trouble relaxing in front of the cameras for their photo shoots, so I obliged in pleasing them orally before each photo shoot so that they could be more relaxed and ready to take sexy pictures. Unfortunately, I ended up knocking one of those play mates up and now I reside with my play mate and our daughter in Honolulu, Hawaii. I hope you have enjoyed getting to know me better! <3