Recent reviews by Xilean

Absolutely hilarious and adorable, with a dark plot twist. Fun gameplay, nothing too challenging but never gets boring. I think I paid €3,99 for it which is well worth. Buy if you: love memes, pixels and dark humor.

+ cute art: makes me want to doodle!
+ funny sounds
+ clever gameplay and hints

- zero replay value

Positive:
- super cute design
- cats
- casual
- (easy) achievements

Not-so-positive:
- camera controls

Needs some finetuning but otherwise hilarious and super casual.

<gifted by friend>

Highly addictive, so many possible builds, and challenging achievements. At the same time also fine for casual gaming when you've got half an hour to spare.

Gifted by a friend because "this seems totally up your alley" (he was right.)

Really enjoyed this game; interesting story, clever puzzles and not too long/complicated. Basically a perfect balance between story and gameplay. Even with the 'basic' graphics, some stuff is quite scary without constantly playing the jumpscare card.

I would definitely recommend this game if you're into casual top down horror games. As I said, it doens't take too long to complete, and it has decent replay value.

All you need to do is press Space Bar and the rng will put cats on the table and decide if you've won. There's no gameplay, no story, no full nudity, nothing.

<game was gifted to me by a friend, who saw the trailer and thought "this is 100% up Xilean's alley, ima gift this ♥♥♥♥ right now!">

Remember how you felt as a kid when first playing Ratchet & Clank, Rayman, Jak and Daxter, Banjo Kazooie, etc.? Now deduct all the crippling sense of-what-the-♥♥♥♥-am-I-doing-with-my-life feelings that come with being an adult.

Ta-dah! Enjoy the warm fuzzy feelings this amazing platformer brings you, while your current, adult, boring, insecure, really-trying-to-tell-myself-I-got-my-life-together voice constantly nags at the back of your brain about how the music can be a bit annoying, the mechanics (in the broadest sense of the word) aren't really original, and the camera deserves to burn in hell every now and then.

But really, does it matter? No.

Because oh, that warm fuzzy awesome platformer feeling. I missed you so much.

As for this game, I bought it on sale for 2 or 3 dollars, without knowing what is was about, but just because I wanted some cheap games tagged with horror.

When I play a horror game, I expect it to be scary or unsettling, but this game's major tag should be humor and / or gore. The voice acting is so over the top, it's actually funny, even the lines the evil characters say. Another (unintentionally?) humorous thing in the game is the scale. Cars / people / utensils / juwels are all so out of propertion to one another that some stuff is pretty hilarious to see. Same goes for some of the glitches: items not loading thus creating floating parts or invisble walls, your mom that keeps walking into a closed door forever. I've only once had to reload my game due to glitchy stuff, so it's not too bad.

This game is definitely not for everyone. If you're into the gore-y and bizarre comical slasher films like Final Destination, and you're known with all the "my kid's the anti christ" cliches, then BUY IT! I enjoyed it so much that I overlooked the stiff gameplay for the most part. The total area in the game to explore is actually pretty huge, which makes exploring even fun, rather than tedious, plus you're way better off knowing the map by heart!
The game can be a bit puzzling, because not all 'hints' are part of the main storyline (some continuity was questionable after completing side quests), and there's no tutorial. After a chapter of two, three you get the drill, and if you're stuck after or just want some achievement hunting done, just try a Steam Guide.

TL;DR: Buy if you're a fan of the Final Destination kinda movies. Don't play if you expect scary horror.

This game is a great example of "easy to play, hard to master". To me, it seemed a little chaotic the first time I played it, but after an hour or so I understand it pretty well. There are many classes and tactics to play, so there is enough variation to keep you going! Unlocking new classes is highly addicting and doesn't even take that long, so it's not frustrating to grind coins. The soundtrack isn't that special so I usually play with my own music on, and the graphics aren't special either but funny and smooth enough to keep you interested. Overall I'd give this game a 7 out of 10.

Edit: Changing the difficulty setting to easy when first playing the game will make it less chaotic and easier to grasp how all the coins work! ..yes, I just found this out after 4+ hours of playing.