what if jackass was ♥♥♥

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http://www.twitch.tv/vinesauce/b/547973333

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPo

In college the RA on my dorm floor kept a cardboard box with condoms in it attached to the wall just above eye level by his door in the hallway. I had a date one night and slyly grabbed a rubber out of the box as I was walking down the hall and quickly put it in my pocket. Fast forward the that night and the moment has arrived. We are ♥♥♥♥♥ under the sheets in the dark and I reach into my pants pocket for the jimmie hat. I open it under the sheets and get powder all over my fingers and it smells like poultry. Confused I turn on the light and its a Ramen noodle flavor packet. I didn’t get laid that night.

http://www.rodeoarcade.com/collections/game-grumps/products/game-grumps-the-experience-tee-bundle why havent we already split this?