HonkeyTheBear
Honkey-Donkey the Bear! :D   Durban, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa
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Yes, I am from South Africa...And I'm NOT black! I live in a big house with a garden, not a mud-hut.

I am fully aware that the word "Honkey" is a racial slur for white people. As stated above, I myself am a white person, so do not call me racist. If you can spot the irony in my name, let me know! =D

And yes, I do like Heavy Metal, but that doesn't mean I wear black clothes and "worship the devil", I am not religous and never have been.

I just thought I'd clear all that stuff up before some stereotypical prick comes trolling my page.

FAQ:

-Are you black? - NO!
-Do you have a pet lion? - NO!
-Do you ride Zebra's around your garden? - NO!
-Do you wear animal skin? - I shouldn't have to answer that.
-Where do you get Food? - Buy it at the grocerie store.
-Where do you get water? - Tap.
-Do you have computers in South Africa? - DURR!
-Are you really from South Africa? - Yes.
-Are you really? - Yes.
-Really? - YES.
-Seriously? - >_< YEEESSsss!

These are questions I get alot! I thought I'd put them here to save me a huge question on-slaught from everyone who looks at my page. I have answered them here, so DO NOT ask me them again!

Other than those, ask any other questions you may have! I am always in the mood to chat about my South African culture. xD So don't be hesitant to drop me a line in a chat. :D

Also, please NEVER hesitate to add me as a friend. I will accept ALL invitations! I love making new friends, even if they're virtual. :)

Damn, I really need to stop adding to this. It's long enough already... :/

Well, almost 2 years have past since I started writing here; and almost 4 years have passed since I first signed up for Steam. Time really does fly.

Unfortunately, I am no longer living in South Africa. I have immigrated to Australia to seek a better future. "Home" isn't quite the same as what it use to be 10 years ago. Oh well, ♥♥♥♥ happens.


Oh and by the way, if you're wondering, my favorite Band is ...METALLICA!!!! =D

Favourite songs:


Metallica - Leper Messiah
Iron Maiden - Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Iced Earth - Stand Alone
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MidsHouseSmathers 8 Dec, 2013 @ 8:01pm 
hey um sorry man nelson mandella died like sorry. I know you really like him
HonkeyTheBear 24 Sep, 2012 @ 3:09am 
LOL
Elemelemtal 23 Sep, 2012 @ 8:19am 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3NnpVLUSxs&list=UUN-Klifn9C7kINwpIA0uOHw&index=1&feature=plcp you're in this video