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2 people found this review helpful
92.7 hrs on record (49.9 hrs at review time)
I enjoy the game greatly but the sheer number of crashes during river raids or base raids... nah, ♥♥♥♥ you ubisoftcocks. It's no wonder they enabled fast saves. They knew.
Posted 4 June.
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39.8 hrs on record
Good fun.
Posted 16 April.
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1 person found this review funny
21.8 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Worst dialogue of any game, ever. Still fun tho.

Edit: 11 hours later i can confirm this is a steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥. Don't even buy it on special.
Posted 17 November, 2023. Last edited 18 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
114.9 hrs on record (72.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I log in, hop in chopper, receive no warning. Get logged out while in flight. I bet my choppers rekt again,

Helicopters are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless. The movement is latent. It punishes you for the slightest ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

1. The late game for "the Front" is arse. it needs a major rework.
2. Te weapons are too expensive.
3. Ill update this.
Posted 21 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record
I cant believe this game is almost 10 years old. People often recall DOOM as being one of the best performing games of all time but always forget this title. It runs well, still looks good, made mom proud. Buy it.
Posted 26 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
51.8 hrs on record (36.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Scorpions are broken. Why do these poophoooles need 4 arrows sometimes?

good game tho..
Posted 23 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
925.3 hrs on record (31.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I cant say this is a good game. It's broken in a lot of ways. It makes me think about to how laggy and ♥♥♥♥ DayZ is. I'm still learning so maybe I'll change my mind but for an eight year old game this plays like garbage. Even Wildcard did better (ARK).

The good:
-Absolutely love the crafting and building aspect.
-It's cheap
-It reminds me a lot of legacy RUST. Which I preferred thanks to the bears, wolves, and zombies it had in it. I'm not sure which came first anymore.
-The missions and towns have loads of content to keep you busy.

The bad:
-Dealing with zombies that seem impervious to headshots. It apparently misses.
-Zombies that seem to disappear into floors only to reemerge when you step on them. (Talking about a specific Corn farm with propane tanks that randomly explode, a chicken coop, and Paul Blart mall cop hanging out in the corn fields.) I died over and over and over trying to retrieve my bags only to have to !@#$ing zombies emerge from the floor to take me once again.)
-The zombies seem to walk and move laggily. They don't move straight towards you often zigzagging even though there is nothing in its path. Ya know, because they're aware I'm holding a gun to them.
-The traders occasionally disappear going either up 4 meters or down 4 meters....
-The Gyrocopters have a bug causing them to teleport to the last place you got off it. That could be 6km away.

Editted: Added two more game breaking bugs. Its still a no from me.
Posted 30 December, 2021. Last edited 5 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.6 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Runs perfectly. Single player is HARD but the challenge is worth it to me. Ladybugs are stronk. Beware the stink bugs. Wolf spiders are basically god.

Pros:
Stunningly beautiful.

Cons:
Xbox live required for online play.
Posted 20 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.5 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Saw the devs added FSR so I thought I'd give it a shot. Didn't need it. Only bug I noticed was when I changed any setting in the graphics menu it would instantly warp my field of view and resolution upon save. Had to restart the game...

3440*1440@100fps with max settings. r7 3700x, rtx 3080.

It does the original two movies justice. Even the shelter matches terminator 1's flashback from Kyle Reese to the shelter.

I found myself immersed in a game again for the first time in a long time. Thanks all involved in its creation.
Posted 5 July, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3,299.9 hrs on record (1,911.7 hrs at review time)
This game will probably be the cause of my divorce. Two thumbs up.
Posted 5 June, 2018.
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