In the Second Era of the First Age, by the banks of of the fabled corrosive swamp. The very shores where the spinners of fate tell us that bore all origins of kitchen products and the fore fathers of sea food delicacies abode in their infancy. The aurora, all present in the heavens, no screen tear was conceived in those days of yore. The prophecy of Sausage reads that this is bleak hellscape that welcomed our holy saviour, the one who would grow legs, the one that would adorn their unwavering joyful visage with what some colloqually refer to as "frilly ♥♥♥♥ to pull ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". Lay down the gospel, the one true word..or phrase that would define the laws of time and the universe, sowing the very fibre of creation. There were no ears back then to hear this swamp lord's first decree..but the ancients are 9999.2% positive that our messiah's first utterance of the law of man and fish was "Got any meat?"

周末愉快哦
wish you a restful weekend

sir!
is ferrari car better or merecedes benz with audi engine!

sir im in the telephoen invented by graham bell in 1956

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