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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.9 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Aug, 2014 @ 5:23am

Early Access Review
Lets see, i load the game the first time, looking at the controls to see how to run, suddenly hear a noise, oh! a zombie is ♥♥♥♥♥ slapping me, i punch it about 20 times, im gushing blood, its still ♥♥♥♥♥ slapping me, i decide to take off, bleed to death.... respawn, looking in a barn i skip like 3 steps to get down faster, i broke my leg, i crawl about 20 ft, zombie comes and ♥♥♥♥♥ slaps me to death.... respawn next to tree house in the woods, try to climb in it, fall, break leg, crawl for about an hour to find anything to either help me or put me out of my misery (really wish i could just wrap my belt around my neck and strangle myself), find a house finally, zombie comes around the corner and ♥♥♥♥♥ slaps me to death.... respawn.... not exactly a very enticing start to the game... this games been out 6 months and a 1 foot fall will break my legs? what am i carrying around a couple extra heavy sand bags and walking around with my knees locked?
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