DeadBabyJuggler's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:03am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:56am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 8:58am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 May @ 3:36pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:57am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:03am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 11:03am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:36am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:43am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:17pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:21pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:48am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:19pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 11:30am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 11:10am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:50am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:44am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:46am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 5:24pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 11:57am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:54am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:53am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:53am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:01pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:09pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:46pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:58pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 11:31am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:41am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:50am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:54pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 10:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:54am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:10am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 11 Mar @ 3:28pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:30am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 9:53am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 11 May @ 1:41pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 11:23am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:47pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:15am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 11:25am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:47pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:13pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:13pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:41am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:10pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 9:20am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 11:49am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:51pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 May @ 10:32pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 May @ 10:32pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:14am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:48am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:49am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:08am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:22am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:12pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:23pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:10pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Feb @ 6:22pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:36pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 6:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:47pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:01pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 11:22am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:16pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 May @ 3:50pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:18pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:07pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:47am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:53pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:46pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:49am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:18pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:26am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:00pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:04pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:15pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 9:45am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 May @ 5:27pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 7:48pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 May @ 10:32pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:37pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:17pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:17pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:34pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:59pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:19am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:03am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:49pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:59am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:19pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 6:03am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:33pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:56am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:34pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:01pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:37pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:53pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:09pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Jul @ 12:42pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Mar @ 12:26pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:46am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:18pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:06pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:55am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:26pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:12am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:37pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:37pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:08am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:38am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:46am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:46pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 May @ 10:35pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:23am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 1:59pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:47am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 25 May @ 10:27pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 11 May @ 7:13pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:36pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:15am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:45am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:45pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:39am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:24pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:24pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:39pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:39pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:15am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:37am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:36pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 25 May @ 10:32pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 6:48pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:43am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:14am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:00pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:15am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:50am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:48am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 25 May @ 10:28pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:22am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:47am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:33pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:38pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 25 May @ 10:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:09pm