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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:29am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:33am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:33am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:39am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 3:39am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 5:26am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 1:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:33am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:25am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:42am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:31am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:42am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:06am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:06am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 6:03am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 6:30am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 5:10am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:14am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:40am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 2:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:08am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:43am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:59am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 2:52am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:39am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:55am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:50am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:51am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:43am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:54am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 4:26am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:25am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:13am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 May @ 1:01am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:54am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:35am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:22am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:05am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:34am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:06am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:38am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:38am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 12:53pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:10am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:18am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:16am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 5:22am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:35am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 6:34am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:50am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:22am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:40am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:41am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:01am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:06am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:50am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:30am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:09am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:54am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:13am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:08am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:37am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 12:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:57am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:37am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:51am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:56am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:58am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 5:13am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:39am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:19pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:19pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:19pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 11:17am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:30am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:39am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:06am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 2:55am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 10:51am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 1:24am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:34am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:10am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 8:03am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:08am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:57am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May @ 2:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:26am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:03am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 3:43am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:55am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:09am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May @ 2:34pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:13am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:08am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:39am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:38am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:09am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:30am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 12:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:12am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 4:44am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:41am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:10am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:12pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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